Just saw a before and after video of a Persian guy getting a nose job
I change my mind I like my nose the way it is actually
When you say nose job, you definitely mean plastic surgery to alter the shape of the nose right? Not the other set of words which typically get -job appended to them? Right?
This is not a question a person with common sense would ask
shawty got that…*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I’m supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve
this photo of OP holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios is so beloved to me
The fact that it has this many notes and OP is still active boggles the mind.
Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission “official” book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we’ve created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It’s the only way to live!!
